Santa ka Railway Interview..

Santa ka Railway Interview..
Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?
Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga.
Interviewer: Red light na hoto?
Santa: Torch dikhaunga...
Interviewer: Torch na ho toh?
Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh?
Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo kyun?
Santa: Jee, usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha...