Wife : Ek baat bolu ?

Wife : Ek baat bolu??..
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Husband : Bolo. . .
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Wife : Maaroge to nahi?. ..
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Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?. . .
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Wife : mai pregnant hun.. .. .
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Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news,
isme itna dar kyu rahi thi??
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Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko
bataya tha toh
badi maar padi thi...