Master Ji To Pappu : Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du

Master Ji To Pappu : Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du,
Phir 2 Billi Du Aur Phir 2 Billi Aur Du,
To Tumhare Paas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi...??
Pappu : Ji 7,
Master : Nahi, Mera Sawaal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Phir 2 Billi Du Aur Phir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi.?
Pappu : Master Ji 7...
Master : Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hu,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du,
Phir 2 Seb Du Aur Phir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge.....??
Pappu : Ji 6
Master Khush Hote Hue : Bahot Achchhe,
Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du,
Phir 2 Billi Du Aur Phir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi......??
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Pappu : Abe Kitni Baar Bolu 7
Master Ji ( Gusse Se ) Bole : Abe Kamine,
Jab Seb 6 Ho Rahe Hai To Billi 7 Kaise Ho Jayengi....??
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Pappu ( Rote Hue) : Kyoki Mere Paas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai..